Am I Being Too Harsh?
My little brother just got into BYU. This is super exciting for him because he wasn’t expecting to ever get in, and not only does he get to learn at one of the best institutions around, he also gets to play on their rugby team. (If you have never seen a rugby game you need to make a point to. It’s awesome.)
However, because he learned of his acceptance so close to the start of the semester he is in need of a place to stay. So he is coming to live with me. Let me repeat: a smelly teenage boy is coming to live at my house. Eek! I’m excited to get to know the kid better, but also don’t want to be taken advantage of. So I’ve written up the following contract. Do you think I should add anything? Am I being too harsh on the boy?
Housing Contract for Daniel
- Daniel must realize what a PRIVILEGE it is to be living with the us. By living with them you are saving over $1200 (and really it is a lot more because you have your own bedroom and bathroom, and that type of situation would cost A LOT more not to mention utilities.) You should try to find ways to make it up to us while living with us.
- Your bedroom is to remain clean at all times. This means:
- No clothes on the floor
- No smelliness
- You must make your bed 5 out of 7 times a week (Wow, I’m nice!)
- It must look good enough to have the door open at all times without exposing us to anything gross/foul/embarrassing/disturbing (this doesn’t mean your door has to be open at all times, it just means that if it happens to be open it complies with everything mentioned above.)
- The bathroom you use is to be kept clean with nothing left on the counters daily and all towels hung up. It also must be cleaned once a week. I will check it every Thursday. If I find that it hasn’t been cleaned, I will clean it and you must pay me $50. I will stick to this because it sounds like a good way for me to make money. When you clean the bathroom you must:
- Vacuum the floor
- Wash the counter and sinks
- Clean the toilet (inside and out)
- Clean the tub
- Wash the mirror
- No farting. Ever.
- No burping.
- You are in charge of your own food. We may allow you to eat our food every now and then, but WE will invite you. You are not to invite yourself to any of our food. We will provide you cupboard space and fridge space. You may use our dishes and utensils and condiments.
- You are never to leave any dirty dishes for us to clean. If you do then I will charge $1 for every dish I have to wash and $5 for pots/pans I have to clean .
- You cannot borrow our cars. Don’t even ask. Seriously.
- You are to mow the lawn when it starts looking shabby. (Usually this will be twice a week.)
- No girls allowed in your room.
- Please give us a courtesy call if you plan on bringing people over. It is just a nice thing to do.
- You can’t make fun of the way Seth and I live (especially our blow up mattresses in front of the TV).
- No blasting music from your room. You can play music, I just don’t want to hear it all over the house.
- I may assign you household chores now and then. It will mainly be things that you personally help make dirty. Examples: vacuum the floor/stairs, clean kitchen floors, wash kitchen counters, take out the trash etc.
- You need to try to use computers on campus at all times. Seth and I already fight over the use of our computer so adding a whole other person who needs to do homework into the mix is not a good idea. If you use our computer too much I will let you know in not very nice ways, like singing really loudly near you.





















